oh goodness gracious gosh! i finally killed my poor pal, liz and the lizard!! it's been stuck on my beautiful green curtains for the past one week so i've been talking to it every night. when i was angry yesterday, i yelled and verbally abused it too... thank goodness it doesn't understand human english... but all the same, i've actually become quite fond of liz...
however my murder instinct came up when it dropped on MY FACE the night before while i was asleep... it tried to share the bed covers with me.. and to do that, you must get permission from louie first!! so ta da uh oh, into the plastic bag it goes, down the toilet bowl it flounders, and then up to heaven it flies!! by the way, how does one tell the difference between a female and male lizard? or are lizards bisexual?
nah i'm not that mean lar... i let it down in my rubbish chute... cause i really couldn't stand another night of flicking tails on my nose, and besides, my dog was really fascinated with it and kept trying to eat it. thus i have to protect my little doggie from food poisoning right? =)
i still have to ask for forgiveness though, cause liz might have died on it's way down the chute... *shivers*
oh no i'm a murderer! i knowingly put poor liz in harm!! =(
okay i'll open up the chute... maybe she didn't fall though, maybe, just MAYBE she's in the ledge or something... =) let me check, will be back in jsut a while...
GOOD NEWS PEOPLE! i have just retrieved liz from the rubbish chute! she's up and healthy... =) i think it's forgiven me cause it ate the pork floss i put inside the jar... it's in the jar too obviously... i'm going to keep liz... =) maybe she'll make good friends with pebbles, but first, i'll have to train the dog not to eat lizards... or anything that moves for that matter... hmmm...
however my murder instinct came up when it dropped on MY FACE the night before while i was asleep... it tried to share the bed covers with me.. and to do that, you must get permission from louie first!! so ta da uh oh, into the plastic bag it goes, down the toilet bowl it flounders, and then up to heaven it flies!! by the way, how does one tell the difference between a female and male lizard? or are lizards bisexual?
nah i'm not that mean lar... i let it down in my rubbish chute... cause i really couldn't stand another night of flicking tails on my nose, and besides, my dog was really fascinated with it and kept trying to eat it. thus i have to protect my little doggie from food poisoning right? =)
i still have to ask for forgiveness though, cause liz might have died on it's way down the chute... *shivers*
oh no i'm a murderer! i knowingly put poor liz in harm!! =(
okay i'll open up the chute... maybe she didn't fall though, maybe, just MAYBE she's in the ledge or something... =) let me check, will be back in jsut a while...
GOOD NEWS PEOPLE! i have just retrieved liz from the rubbish chute! she's up and healthy... =) i think it's forgiven me cause it ate the pork floss i put inside the jar... it's in the jar too obviously... i'm going to keep liz... =) maybe she'll make good friends with pebbles, but first, i'll have to train the dog not to eat lizards... or anything that moves for that matter... hmmm...
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