Free Writing

Today was a really crappy day. I have never written so much rubbish in my life, especially for something that carries a certain percentage that will be included in your final grade. I must have been nuts. I think it's due to my ridiculous shades, as jonathan calls them, and he laughed at me! My dog ate my glasses AGAIN you see, so i had to wear these vision-correcting-glasses-with-multiple-holes thing. I'll get back at him one day. To me, they look like the eyes of a housefly. According to Gaylene, i looked like a gangster, as i was wearing my black jacket, had the ugly spectacles thing on my face, and my hair was loose and wild. -.- Did you know kenneth is 900 degrees off? That's like WOW! Haha, cool he's more blind than me. Okay, i'm evil, but thanks for offering to lend me your spare glasses, although i'll die of double vision or something. Cindy entertained us during lunch again! Her stories... HAW HAW HAW! They make my day!!

Anyway, back to the point. This was what we had to write about. We were shown a picture of a baby who looked like she was going into a heart attack any moment. Title of the free writing - Why does the baby look like that?

Why does the baby look like that?

I see Santa Claus kissing my mommy. Does mommy know Santa Claus? That man in red knows mommy! I think I will get more presents this year. I hope he gives me a stroller this time. I did not enjoy that rubber duck I received last year.

His reindeer is licking my diapers! It is drooling, probably at the thought of my baby biscuits hidden in there! Should I crawl away? I am afraid. I have heard of nasty dogs stealing babies' milk and porridge. Will this one take my biscuits? Oh no, I am wetting myself. Mummy will have to change them for me soon. ARGH, Rudolf the reindeer has just picked me up by my diapers! I am not too good with heights! Where is it taking me!

I am feeling hungry now actually. Where did I put those biscuits? Oh right, they're in my diapers.

"Mr. Rudolf, would you please put me down for a moment? I need my biscuits."

"Mommy! Mr. Rudolf does not want to let me eat my biscuits! He is a mean old reindeer. Mommy!"

Oh good, mommy is carrying me now. It is the opening of presents time! I love that! Quick, what did Santa bring me this year? What, a rubber pig?!

We had to stop there. Seriously, what was going through my mind? NOTHING! AHHHH i so screwed this up. Fascinating...

Oh yeah, Jia zhen helped me do something to my blog. She's brilliant i tell you, scarily brilliant. She told me about some spyware thing, but obviously i lost her way back when she started talking about computer stuff. She's a whizz at these stuff. Thanks girl, and thank you again for being my guide today! I was really half blind and totally insecure without my glasses, or lenses. Talking about you, hey, if you ever need help with music, ASK ME!! I'll do my best in any way i can!!