Sunday, September 07, 2008

7th September 2008

Story of the Week (might be of the Month since i'm so ultra busy)

The Attack by the BABY Praying Mantis (emphasis: BABY)

"i was happily eating macdonalds and it POOF quite hard into my right cheek, i swat it and swing my hands madly at the UFO. then it landed at my eye level near me and was like ready to box me la, you know like some martial arts stance... then i blew it away and it won't go away la. it came back and landed on my drink and it flew near my face again, i scream and it lands on my shirt, i flick and it lands on the floor. then my bf squished it"

(Howe, J. 2008)

So people, the moral of this real life experience teaches you how to handle the future VICIOUS babiy praying mantis you might meet in time to come...

Learn. Execute. Victory.

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