Read the following, and tell me if you want to laugh or cry...
Breaks in the skin are called closing wounds.
(Apparently, if i have broken skin, it is a closed wound.)
Some of these closing wounds may require stickers if you are serious enough.
(If i'm serious about my wounds, it'll be good to put stickers on the closing wounds.)
Opening wounds do not have a break in the skin and are identified by swelling and busies.
(By now, i'm speechless.)
If First Aid is done correctly, your victim will not die. Blood can be controlled, and infection is maximised.
(It's re-assuring to know that i'm performing first aid on a victim of mine, and that he/she will not die. And that of course, infections will be maximised should i try to save my victim.)
If you get a mussel cramp while exercising or doing other activity, you can stop your mussel
(Seafood cramps....!)
And these are just to name a few...
*smacks head*
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