23 Mar 2010

MY EVENT IS FINALLY OVER!!!!

Haha shall rest. Happy =)

Lots of post event stuff to do up, but no worries. Relax a little.. A LITTLE.

14 February 2010

GRRRRR.....

Met mum's cell group members after church today.

Friend: WOW what a good looking son you have. guai hor guai...
Mum: *stunned face*
Dad* *continues eating*
Loisa: *jaw drops all the way to the basement*

Well i'm not exactly your typical girly girl, but for goodness sake, i don't think i look like a male.

Loisa: ha ha ha, auntie, you're so funny. I'm a girl... =)
Friend: Ah ya ya ya, such a pretty daughter you have... guai hor guai...
Mum: =.=""""
Dad: *continues eating*
Loisa: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Friend: How old your son already arh?
Loisa & Mum: DAUGHTER!!
Friend: Yah daughter. How old? Primary 4 ah?
Mum: She's working already!
Friend: oh. So... how old? Primary 6?
Dad: *goes and queues for drinks*
Loisa: *gives a resigned sigh* Yes auntie, i just completed my PSLE. Waiting to go into Raffles Institution next year, so i'm working this year to earn some money.
Friend: aiyooo, so guai... you have such a guai boy...
Mum: *incredulous look*

Happy Valentines Day and Chinese New Year... sigh...

7 February 2010

I found these in a first aid manual...

Read the following, and tell me if you want to laugh or cry...

Breaks in the skin are called closing wounds.

(Apparently, if i have broken skin, it is a closed wound.)

Some of these closing wounds may require stickers if you are serious enough.

(If i'm serious about my wounds, it'll be good to put stickers on the closing wounds.)

Opening wounds do not have a break in the skin and are identified by swelling and busies.

(By now, i'm speechless.)

If First Aid is done correctly, your victim will not die. Blood can be controlled, and infection is maximised.

(It's re-assuring to know that i'm performing first aid on a victim of mine, and that he/she will not die. And that of course, infections will be maximised should i try to save my victim.)

If you get a mussel cramp while exercising or doing other activity, you can stop your mussels.

(Seafood cramps....!)

And these are just to name a few...

*smacks head*

5 February 2010

OKAY FINALLY AN UPDATE! people, applause come on.

Anyway, been really busy with work. It's like fighting a war in office haha.

Went to Hong Kong for a holiday. Came back, almost died with work. Goodness.

Moral of the story: don't go for too long a holiday, otherwise, you wouldn't want to go back to work. 4-5 days is just nice. Any longer and you'll want to migrate to your vacation land. =.=

But i'm getting back into the swing of things. Mainly cause i'm panicking. -.-

I've got an event coming up. Have an estimate of 80 teams signing up for this event, over 400 Boys. At the moment, i've only had 2 teams, 10 Boys. Darrrrnnn.

-______________________________-"

30 December 2009

Whooo it's coming to the end of 2009. Perhaps i'll have a more intellectual or fun post tomorrow hwen i'm more awake. Technically it's already 31st since it's 12.30pm. Finishing up my minutes now.

Stepped on a nail, so now i'm hopping around at home and at work. Sigh.. drama is my life.

Meet me, and you meet drama.

Off to bed soon... Happy New Year everyone =)

13 December 2009

AHA, okay, i saw this at the esplanade. Really cute, couldn't resist. This one is for you, kenneth!



Pretty Christmas decorations at orchard area. I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!! =)



Okay byeee... buuusssyyy...

WASHY WASHY MACHINE

MY NEW WASHING MACHINE IS HERE!!!

I was like grinning from ear to ear when i started the first test cycle.

ahhhh... the feeling of such blissful satisfaction, knowing that my clothes will be soaped, washed, and rinsed effectively by my machine... *sigh*....

Anyway, i think i'll get a dryer next. But give me a month or two to save up first. HA! After that, it'll be a bicycle. Then a car. Then then then...

hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

8 November 2009

HA! A few posts ago, i mentioned that i'd get a new washing machine with my first pay check yeah?

Haha finally i'm following through with it. I JUST PUT A DOWN PAYMENT FOR A BRAND NEW WASHING MACHINE. heeelloooo mama.... haha

Happy. No more washing clothes and rugs and sheets like nuts. Yay

Hope this machine will last =D

23rd September 2009

Was just clearing up my folders and i was a little stunned haha. Can't believe my dog looks so different!!

From this...



To this...

22 September 2009

I'm gonna be so busy in October, i'll almost be away every weekend, to the effect of the whole month! Ahhh...

Anyway, i'm too lazy to blog word posts, so here's pictures! Very erm, backdated pictures haha...

I promised Angel i'd take a picture of my birthday presents from her! Haha i'm uploading it so late >.<



And i was motivated to get Christmas presents for my relatives haha. Yeah i was told it's ridiculously early but hey.. all in the name of the Christmas spirit yea? Or rather, haha i know that i'll be simply too lazy to rush with the crowd nearer to the month!! =D

25th July 2009

So hmm... haha just some pictures for you to see... A friend gave this to me after my graduation! =) It's nice to sleep with haha



And yeah, i was bored and decided to traumatize my dog...



Will post more pictures later after dinner! =)

13th July 2009

I've... GRADUATED!! =D



Ahahahhaa happy =) But i'll miss my friends. It's so hard to get together now that we've got our own stuff to take care of, work, perhaps school for some if they continue studying.. etc. Sigh...

Anyway, work's pretty fun. I've got great colleagues, but some are leaving already since they're gonna start school. I'll miss them too =(

There's this really enthusiastic colleague who's so passionate about God, it's amazing. He's started this prayer group thing for us, DURING LUNCH. Can't complain though, since it's for God. Haha. Good excuse to start reflecting more, and stop eating so much (quick lunch instead).

Yeah anyway, i've been feeling blessed lately. My friends are spoiling me ~.~

Angel - THANK YOU FOR COOKIES! Although it's like so little, but OKAY, i won't be so greedy haha. You're the best baker ever. I'll try to follow in your footsteps and attempt the cheesecake AGAIN. Er, one day. haha <3

Amelia - I just wanted to say i love you! haha

Gordon - You should stop being so nice to me. Don't stun me like that again. =)

Ken - Thank you for the ride home, even though you got home really late =)

And everyone else! God's been so good to all of us, always give thanks! =))

7th July 2009

ahahaha amelia's birthday celebrations!

Can't believe i travelled all the way to Simei after an event which was after work, which meant i reached simei at 10 plus pm. Nuts. haha Just goes to show how much Amelia means to me ah.

Anyway... here's a picture of us! HA!



ps: To Angel, i'm not that black! It's the LIGHTING. And the black shirt. >.<

15th June 2009

Oh goodness I'm so so so tired! NO idea why. Work isn't THAT bad. Maybe i'm just out of shape haha.

Anyway, just something cool i did during the weekend when i went to observe the "Leadership Development Course" for the senior Boys. A colleague.. okay colleague sounds so formal. A friend brought me to see a tunnel remotely located near the BB/GB Campsite. It's REALLY DARN COOL!

Imagine those dilapidated houses with creaky stairs, winding pathways, creepy hallways, and dark windows filled with cobwebs.

Okay i will not let myself get excited all over again, or my imagination will run wild. Plus i REALLY need to get some sleep NOW, or i'll go nuts in office tomorrow.

I'll let the pictures speak for themselves.

Creepy Tunnel



The Window



Gordon in the Tunnel



Gordon snapped one of me


Pretty awesome isn't it?!?!?! Alright, NIGHT PEOPLE! God bless

6th June 2009

Okay i better blog these before i smash onto the bed again. I've been so tired these days. It feels as if i've went through major child birth. Right, nonsense.

Anyway, this is where i've been spending my days and hours and minutes.



Compliments of Oilam...



And just to make my post pretty...

Mornings...

Today, i came to a realization that my reaction time is pretty quick, for a supposedly slow moving and lost-in-space person.

At 7.50am in the morning, while i was still in my dream land, chasing after this huge ikan bilis which escaped from my also extremely huge bowl of tom yam ban mian (yeah, i was actually dreaming of school food; just goes to show how much i miss school). In fact, i was actually about to catch up with it, and just when i opened my mouth to bite off its tail...

bzzzzzzz... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

What in the name of ikan bilis...???

It sounded as if a million mosquitos had flown into my bedroom. NOT. Thank goodness. It was the sound of my ringing tone. Stupid tone. It's because of angel that i changed it to this mosquito tune. She said my previous tone was similar to the one "ah peks" use. SO.

Anyway, i jumped out of bed with a spring i'll never have in the early mornings, legs kicking the air with gusto that is so unlike me, and with a raging war cry, proceeded to verbally abuse the poor soul who dared to intrude in my romance with the ikan bilis.

Bless the person who invented the caller ID, cause the moment my blood shot eyes squinted upon the unfamiliar number flashing on my screen, excitement triggered and forced my mind to wake itself.

A POSSIBLE EMPLOYER? AN INTERVIEW? A JOB OPPORTUNITY? AN OFFER PERHAPS?

And for the first time in 19 years of my life, i moved fast. When i say fast, i mean the kung fu style kind of movements which flash by your face in a blur, yeah that kind of fast. I practically blinded myself by pushing the glasses onto my face; I tore out the retainers from my mouth so they wouldn't affect my speech, put on this perverted fake smile on my face....

and said in a sickly sweet voice, "Hellloooo? Yes, speaking, this is Loisa."

Okay well, that's all i wanted to blog about really - the adrenaline rush in the mornings when you're expecting a call any moment. But dang... so early in the MORNING? Does this lady not sleep? Does this mean that i'm expected in the office at 7.50am ~.~ Okay yeah yeah, sometimes work may start at 8am. But GEEZ.

Haha the pay for this one's kinda low, but i'm willing to take it into consideration. Pray and see where God wants to put me. =)

Bad Bad Dog

WHO LET MY DOG OUT?!?!?!

Bad Pebbles, extremely bad Pebbles. She escaped from her bomb shelter. Don't know how she managed to open the play gate thing.

And of course, she started misbehaving myself. She grabbed my dad's handkerchief in her mouth and spit in into the toilet bowl, so now my bowl's clogged up and i'm gonna have to stuff my whole arm in later to try and get the hanky out.

Not to mention the strong winds blowing today. One of my undergarments was blown right off the clothes rack and is now hanging from a tree downstairs in its full glory for the world to see. I have no way of getting it back; it's too high up.

Well, at least no one knows it's mine right? Immediately after typing this, i just realized i announced to everyone its ownership. Ah well.

*Sings*

"It's flying high... in the sky.... Swaying to and fro, in the wind, on a tree."

Yeah okay. Have a great day in church tomorrow everyone!

11th May 2009

ZZZZ applying for jobs are ultra stressful. Every single time i blog about a new phase of my life, it seems to become worse haha. From PSLE, to O'Levels, to every semester in university, and now this job thing. GEEZ.

It's ridiculous! Since i'm so desperate, i'm sending resumes to every thing i see online and in the newspapers. After sending, i'm worrying about the interviews, if i even get one. And after the interview, i'm worrying if i really might get the job. And after i'm offered the job, i'm worrying about whether i really want it, such as the BB post i applied for. Yeah don't ask -_- Then there's the laundry executive too, that was certainly a mistake during the wee hours of the morning while i was mass sending resumes. And finally, there's the writer post i was given, which i realized too late that it's a chinese magazine and well, you can guess why i didn't acccept it. I'll be fired within two days. -_-

Anyway, today was... interesting. Had lunch with mum during lunch break, decided to use the full hour, so we went for a japanese buffet lunch. My mother's day treat haha. Catch is, you gotta eat within 60 minutes.

The entire place felt like Japan itself. The decorations, the atmosphere, the music, and of course the FOOD... *drools* But do you know what localized the entire experience? My fellow singaporeans. The only way you could tell that we were STILL in singapore and did not magically teleport to Japan was the way we were all acting in that restaurant.

This is Loisa's guide to making your money's worth in 60 minutes.

1) To save time, RUN. Run to that sashimi calling out to you, run to catch those tempuras on the shelf, run to cook your teriyaki beef. DO NOT WALK. It takes up an extra 30 seconds that you could have used to stuff another sushi into your mouth.

2) When you've got your food, EAT on the way back. Don't stop to look around. Eat as you walk down the row, and perhaps you might empty your plate in time to grab something else before returning to your table.

3) As you use one hand to fill your cup with hot water, USE THE OTHER HAND to grab your tea bag and stirer. Don't waste time waiting for the water to drip into the cup. Make use of the other free hand to do something else, such as tearing apart the wrapper around your green tea bag.

4) A minute before your time is up, run to the ICE CREAM MACHINE and fill it up. Throw whatever jelly and sago balls and stuff into the cup and grab a stirer. Why? So you can eat it on your way out =D plus they don't provide disposable spoons. And if you've still got the stamina, run to the mochi balls section and see how many you can stuff into your mouth.

5) RUN RUN RUN like your life depends on it to the counter, with the bill in your hand!! There's an extra charge if you exceed 60 minutes.

6) Raise your hands in victory, commending yourself on completing the 60 minutes Japanese Buffet. You've made it! Now slowly eat your ice cream and smile to yourself as you think of how you've outsmarted the person who came up with the evil concept of forcing customers to stuff their faces with food within an hour.

Note: This is just me amusing myself. I am of course being quite sarcastic here so don't actually follow my guide word for word. Don't embarass yourself, the way i did when i ran straight into the glass wall seperating the tables and the food.

5th May 2009

MY BLOG IS DYING. Scrap that. I AM DYING. So many things on my mind and i have no idea which one i should do first. I'm usually pretty good at multi tasking but i don't understand why this time is different. I'm either very distracted and extremely disorganized, or... Okay i don't have any more excuses. Zzzz. Okay.

ANYWAY, to cheer everyone up, or rather to cheer myself up >.< Here's a beautiful car i saw a few weeks back. Alright, a few months back. -_- I've delayed blogging long enough!!



Pretty right? Lamborghini!! I want one. Haha not to drive but just to look at every night before i go to sleep. (-.-)

Okay gotta run! Byeee! =)

Impressive

I received my pay today!

Impressive.

$70,000.

Imagine my joy.

Then i figured i had to be honest, and had to call them about the mistake. ZZZZ from a $70,000 to a $70.

While i was pathetically sniffing into my tissues, half from the sorrow of losing $69,930, half from my cold... i scanned the payment letter.

Again, impressive.

The salutation they gave me was...

"Dear Mr. Koh,"

Nevermind. What blew me away with its awesomeness was the letterhead, which stated...

"Loiarse Koh"

-grandstand applause-

What more can i say?

Impressive.

Okay okay, i shall quit being so grumpy and study. Byee again.