OOOO it's been years since i took a cab, but i did it last sunday!! 27th july! Timothy's birthday! okay i'm digressing..
My point is.. I TOOK A fuhhrigging CAB! And it was extremely expensive. Haha Eileen said it's not too bad, but i just can't accept that anyone will pay over 15 dollars for a ride home. It's like, the cost of two movie tickets or 150,000 fishballs or 75,000 meat balls! OOMMMGGG
Okay but since it's for audrey, i did it. =))
Now never again. And the uncle was whoa, F1 racer. He was driving at 120 km/hr. I think i would have fainted in the car, had i not been so afraid he'll drive me to some place other than my home. Why? Cause he's partially deaf, and his comfortable language is Chinese. Soo.. you can guess and imagine the conversation we had when i first got into the cab.
Loisa: Uncle, Mount Sinai Rise.
Uncle: Ha? Simi??
Loisa: Si what? Mount Sinai Rise. Ulu pandan na pian.
Uncle: HAH? Wo ting bu dao.
Loisa: UUULLLUUU PAN-DDDDAAANNN!!
Uncle: Orh, ghim moh na bian ah?
Loisa: Si si.
Uncle? HAH??
Loisa: DUI GHIM MO NA LI!
-cab ride-
Uncle: xiao jie, zhuan ze bian ah?
Loisa: ha? BU SHI BU SHI! Ni...
Uncle: ni yao qu boon lay?!
Loisa: WHHHATT?? Nono, ni zi zou.. dao na ke... shan? (translation: you go straight, to that hill.)
Uncle: Zi bian ah?
Loisa: ah. Then ni zuan you, no zhuan zuo, no zuan.... turn left LEFT!
Uncle: Aiyo.
I'm not taking a cab anytime soon. Gotta stick to cheeep public transport.
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