27 November 2008

*throws a fit*

-starts doing 50 star jumps-

I have come to a concluded conclusion which concludes that I, Loisa, emits EMP (electro magnetic pulse) which causes all technological electronic goods within a radius of 3 metres from me to cease functioning.

First my phone died. Dead pixels MYSTERIOUSLY starts appearing and spreading.

Then, my dryer MYSTERIOUSLY explodes.

Immediately after, my washing machine MYSTERIOUSLY starts pfft-ing and vibrating like... like a... well imagine a thousand vibrating fishballs spasm-ing and wriggling in mid air. Something like that.

Anyway, i'm just ranting now. It's so tiring. All stay at home mums and housewives have my utmost respect now. One heck of a day today. COOKING is one thing. After cooking, must SCRUB pots like nuts (okay cause i burnt the pot). Then wash and dry dishes. Then wash laundry. HANDWASH by the way. Then got caught in the rain. So HANDWASH another load of clothes. PLUS HANDWASH DOG. I wish i could throw the dog into some dishwasher thing and she'll be cleaned just like that.

Then not finished you know! Handwash all the towels and rags (since i bathed dog might as well do the rags too). Then huh, the yard toilet is entirely not feasible to wash ANYTHING. There's a step there, and the place is SO SMALL, you have to squat on the step, bend your back, and scrub and wash everything. And towels are so heavy when soaked with water. And the movement of washing things.. ughh

My back is like aching. My arms are crappy. And my hands are extremely dry. The detergent plus soap plus dishwashing liquid... KILLER of skin cells.

I can't imagine if after doing all this, i have KIDS to look after. Now i know what my mum went through years years years ago when we didn't have a maid, and i was this tiny kpo kid who constantly followed her around and wanted to stick my nose into everything she did.

Okay i'm done complaining. Need to put some cream on hands already. Cracking. Pain geez.

With my first pay cheque, i'm gonna buy a washing machine and dryer. Maybe a dog washer as well if they have one. Anyone? Invent one please >.<